. We meet yet again. The Hogginator, in a desperate grab for attention, posted a picture of himself in Texas, sporting a take-no-s**t look on his face and a cowboy hat atop his dome. It's the most adorable thing you'll see all day.
Behold the cuteness:
Let’s grab this Texas toast. https://t.co/0megzUTdU1
Aw, it's like he's trying out for the part of the cowboy in The Village People.
Hoggy must've gotten on that "Old Town Road" bandwagon. This would explain why he now fancies himself a cowboy. I'm not sure how it's possible, but somehow the cowboy hat makes him look like even
of a gutless Sally-boy.
Needless to say, people on the interwebs are having fun meme-ing this one. See for yourself:
Da, comrade. Down with the imperialist American cowboys and their right to bear arms.
The funniest thing of all is the irony here. Cowboys and lead-slinging go hand-in-hand. Something tells me the Hoggster has never seen a western before. If he had, he'd know no cowboy would ever part ways with his trusty six-shooter, lever-action, or scattergun.
God bless David Hogg for offering himself up to us as an object of mockery. Getting the chance to dunk on the chinless boy wonder is always a real treat. Here's hoping he'll continue embarrassing himself for many years to come.