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He's not even an actual mayor yet, but local theatre kid turned politician The Zohran wants it to be known that he wants New York City to be more lawless that it has ever been before. The homeless are back and better than ever. He'll be enforcing "international law," which isn't a thing and ignores the actual, real American laws. And if you are in this country illegally, The Zohran has got your back.

The Zohran created content calling on New Yorkers to stand up to ICE agents as they do what those of us in real America refer to as "enforcing the law."

Last weekend, ICE attempted to raid Canal Street and detain our [illegal] immigrant neighbors. As mayor, I’ll protect the rights of every single New Yorker, and that includes the more than three million [illegal] immigrants who call this city their home. ... We can all stand up to ICE if you know your rights. ... ICE is legally allowed to lie to you ... New York will always welcome [illegal] immigrants.

This is sure to set up an inevitable and sure to be AWESOME confrontation with Trump border czar Thomas Homan. Homan has yet to respond to The Zohran's content. He's been busy in the Mogadishu-St. Paul area. And answering CNN's stupid questions.

Homan and The Zohran crossed paths once before. Well, kinda. The Zohran had just started auditioning for the role of Mayor, and Homan crossed his path...while not even acknowledging his existence. Dare I say, this was the day a star was born.

Homan. Not The Zohran. The Zohran looked like a lunatic.

It will be interesting to see what the New Year brings. The Zohran starts his role as mayor at midnight, January 1st. We're setting the OVER/UNDER for when the massive ICE raids start for 3:00 that afternoon.

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