2019 was a silly year for a number of reasons. Near the top of the list of silliness is the “debate” over whether or not it’s ok to give children puberty blockers (see NY Medicaid to Cover ‘Puberty Blockers,’ Transgender Surgery for Kids and Jury Rules Against Father Protecting 7-Year Old Son from Forced ‘Transitioning’). One side feels that kids even under the age of ten are able to choose what gender they are going to be when they grow up. Even starting those kids on life-altering drugs. The other side, as We the Internet points out, thinks the first side looks like this.
CO-WORKER: You’re just his parent. Or, her parent. Or is there a different pronoun?
PROUD FATHER: (fart noise)
CO-WORKER: So did (fart noise) start kindergarten yet?
PROUD FATHER: Oh no. (fart noise) said “NO SCHOOL!” Also, we’re starting (fart noise) on hormone blockers next week. So we don’t really have a lot of free time.
Then the other parents come into the break room, and that’s when things REALLY start to get ridiculous! Also, (fart noise) is my new preferred pronoun.
Yes, you parents who think “parenting” includes letting your child transition because [insert your dumb reason because your brains are filled with Cheese Wiz] you really do sound this stupid to the rest of us. Because you are this stupid.
Right now it’s just the far left that thinks letting your kid make decisions that will permanently affect the rest of their lives is the cat’s pajamas. Though if the Democrat pandering in the primaries is any indication, it may be a national campaign issue this year. I can’t wait until President Trump starts tweeting about it!