Listen up, guys and gals, there's another new addition to the "that's racist" list: weight loss.

That's right, trying to shed your winter flab is perpetuating white supremacy and basically on the same level as slavery. This information is brought to us by "Cute Fat Queer" on TikTok. And she has a master's degree in it. So we should probably take her very, very seriously.

She began, "I get very angry when people start promoting diets in their lives. And I have to go. I can't be around it. I am a fat person, and you're attacking me by opening your mouth and saying shitty things about your fat body."

Ma'am, people going on diets to look better in a bikini is neither a personal attack on you nor your fatness. That's what we call, "projection"

But there's more. We still haven't even gotten to the racism part yet. This chick went on to claim, "Be careful about what you say and what you are perpetuating. Because it's all tied to racism. And eugenics. You're being a racist when you start promoting weight loss. I said what I said, it's the truth [...] If you care about me, if you care about fat people, if you care about yourself, you will stop. You will stop right now."

She never did elaborate on how promoting weight loss is actually racist. If anything, wouldn't encouraging people of any race to get healthier be a positive thing? I don't know. My brain can't comprehend such wokeness.

But I guess she doesn't want anyone to lose weight ever. She concluded the video by claiming doctors are lying to people when they tell them they need to lose weight for their health. What the motive for that would be, who knows. What I do know is, based on our trajectory, our future is looking more and more like the movie Wall-E every day.