Today's show was all about how the boycott of Bud Light is working - and that's amazing. But to be effective, boycotts have to effectuate a cultural shift to brands that don't want to groom children and murder babies. And this dude has already concocted a replacement for Bud Light.

Seth Weathers, a former Trump campaign manager who now goes by "Conservative Dad," debuted a new "woke-free" beer called "Ultra Right." In a commercial for the new brew, Weathers smashes a can of bud light with a baseball bat and laments that "America's been drinking beer from a company that doesn’t even know which restroom to use."

"As conservatives, we’re constantly getting hit in the face, left and right, by the woke mind virus. But the last place we want it is in our beer. If you know which bathroom to use, you know what beer you should be drinking.”

He closes his pitch with a call to "stop giving money to woke corporations that hate our values" and asks other woke corporations to "stay the f–k away from our kids.”

The beer is made in Illinois with just four ingredients: water, hops, barley, and yeast. But right now a 6-pack will run you $20. Which is a teensy bit steep, if you ask me. And peeps of Twitter agreed. Weathers responded to their financial concerns, writing, "Once we get enough sales we will be able to produce in big numbers! We have to start somewhere against the mega corporation trying to take down our way of life.”

So this is a fun idea, and the timing is impeccable with all the Bud Light hullaballoo. But I don't see it being a viable everyday alternative at the current price. Luckily, there are likely tons of local breweries nationwide that would also be happy to provide patriotic Americans with alcoholic beverages, no woke strings attached.

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