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Dunkin’ has a new ad featuring Megan Thee Stallion. The problem with this is that we have an obesity problem. So, maybe we should not sexualize donuts. Today’s show gets into it.

“I miss commercials being made for basic White people,” Crowder said.

In the commercial, Megan Thee Stallion promotes the new protein collection and includes scenes of her interacting with Dunkin’ products while dancing in a not-so-family-friendly way.

According to Dunkin’:

Dunkin’ is starting 2026 with more ways to fuel the day. Protein Milk is now available at Dunkin’, giving guests a simple way to add protein to the drinks they already love – no new routine required. The launch is part of a broader winter menu update that also includes new protein-forward beverages, seasonal sips and bites, and value-driven offerings.

To mark the launch, Dunkin’ teamed up with three-time GRAMMY Award-winning global superstar Megan Thee Stallion to bring protein to the spotlight with Dunkin’ Protein Refreshers – bold, refreshing sips made with Protein Milk. The new drinks are featured in Dunkin’s latest ad campaign, “Dunk N’ Pump,” introducing Megan as “Pro-Tina,” a playful take on her iconic alter ego. In the spot, she leads a high-energy jazzercise-inspired workout fueled by Dunkin’ Protein Refreshers and set to an original track created by Megan exclusively for Dunkin’.

“Imagine watching this going on, thinking this seems like a very lustful culture, and it does not seem quite family-friendly,” Crowder said. “They want a new market.”

“Teaming up with Dunkin’ to bring my new Mango Protein Refresher to life has been such an exciting experience and I can’t wait for the Hotties to try it,” said Megan Thee Stallion. “Whether you’re drinking it to boost your fitness routine or just to power through a busy day, it’s the perfect drink for any occasion.”

“You don’t want to be trusting this in front of everyone,” Crowder said. “We are making fun of the degeneracy because you need to know as a parent the world your children are in.”