• Home
  • Featured
  • Show
  • Posts
  • Columns
  • Articles
  • Videos
  • Politics
  • Culture
  • Breaking News
  • International
  • 2020 Election
  • Free Speech
  • Second Amendment
  • Feminism
  • Hollywood
  • Abortion
  • Climate Change
  • Economy
  • Healthcare
  • College
  • Comedy
  • Donald Trump
  • Science
  • LGBT
  • Big Tech
  • Liberal Media
  • Islam
  • Immigration
  • Body Positivity
  • BlazeTV
  • Change My Mind
  • Crowder Confronts
  • Crowder Closes
  • Tough Love
  • Devil's Advocate
  • SJW
  • Fat Pride
  • Socialism
  • Education
  • Sponsored
  • Tyranny
  • COVID-19
  • Police
  • Riots
  • COVID
  • joe biden
  • Log in
HOME
POSTS
ColumnsArticlesShowAll
VIDEOS
ShowAll
PODCAST
SHOP
MUG CLUB
MORE
ScheduleFAQAskJobsContact
Posts
Posts Articles Culture International

Twitter is Angry Homeless People Can't Sleep on This Park Bench

Brodigan
May 14, 2018

I'm curious to see where the homeless fall when the new Pound for Pound Most Marginalized Rankings come out. Thanks to the #RESIST douches who decide what we get to see on Twitter, this park bench may help them crack the top five. It's another round of Left vs Left (see Drag Queens Banned from Pride Parade to Avoid Offending Transgenders and Women’s March Co-Chair Calls Starbucks Racist for Working with the ADL). Where being inclusive of the LGBTQEIEIO2+ is pitted against being exclusive of the homeless.

When you’re inclusive but still hate the poor. https://t.co/WB1kTuxXkb
— Isaac Azuelos (@Isaac Azuelos)1526156262.0

Here are a few more (less ironic) examples of the same sort of exclusionary design from around my neighbourhood. Mo… https://t.co/RvvK8BH4Up
— Isaac Azuelos (@Isaac Azuelos)1526263716.0

The complaint is that by designating specific seats on the bunch, homeless people can't sleep there. That's why you hate the poor. In case you were lost and had no idea what the heck that Isaac person was gibbering about.

You gotta STAY WOKE, fam!

@isaacazuelos @chrisFnicholson This is #Boulder https://t.co/dXah3TziOu
— TheNeighborhoodCharacter™ (@TheNeighborhoodCharacter™)1526223884.0

@Lots47 @isaacazuelos @chrisFnicholson #hostiledesign https://t.co/glXJCLS8uR @stuartsemple The crime of designing… https://t.co/cDcljiQI8s
— TheNeighborhoodCharacter™ (@TheNeighborhoodCharacter™)1526226431.0

"Unhoused humans." Do you feel wokeAF yet?

Park bench handles are not oppressive. It's where people put their forearms while sitting. Also, to keep people from invading your personal space. Airplanes have armrests too. Hardly oppressive.

I have a concept. Go to a shelter. Find a shower. Try to find work. Work toward NOT being homeless. Excuse me "Unhoused humans." Gotta update my leftist lexicon guidebook.

For you people bitching about park benches: you're beyond help. Find a stuffed toy and hold it close. It's the only friend you'll ever have.

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.

LATEST VIDEO

MSNBC'S Joy Reid Accuses Red States of Only Wanting Black People to 'Make Their Steaks'

MORE POSTS

'Protect Kids': Alabama Senate Makes Hormone Therapy, Gender Reassignment Surgery for Minors a Felony

Washington Football Team Goes More Woke with Drastic Change to Its Cheerleaders

SHOW NOTES: AMERICA CANCELED?! Democrats Pass INSANE Voter Bill!

Remember Experts Saying Super Bowl 55 Would Be a 'Superspreader' Event? Nope.

ALL POSTS
NEWSLETTER

Sign up for Louder with Crowder’s FREE newsletter to get the best stories and show updates in your inbox.

© 2020 Blaze Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use