Top 5 Dumbest Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Moments of 2018
You have no idea how hard it was whittling down Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's 2018 brainfarts down to single digits. Congresswoman Orenthal-Coprophage is a walking gaffe-machine, giving us juicy soundbites to mock on a daily basis.
2018 was a big year for Alex. So, as we prepare to say goodbye to this year, we're gonna take a trip to memory lane to give you her "greatest" moments:
Here goes nothing:
1. Two Jobs
Socialist Ocasio-Cortez confronted with booming economy & low unemployment numbers. She says "Unemployment is low… https://t.co/LKMc4hgHOo— Benny (@Benny) 1531753645.0
Yes, this is a graduate of Boston University with a minor in economics. She thinks the unemployment numbers are artificially low because of peeps doubling up on jobs. Keep in mind, we're supposed to turn all of our greenbacks and freedoms over to this crazy-eyed loon.
You know things are bad when even the fake news pushers over at CNN are grilling Arabella Oreo-Courvoisier. Jakey Tapper is asking her a pretty simple question. Where do you get the ducats to pay for "free" healthcare. Cortez doesn't seem to understand these things need to be paid for at all.
Mood: American Revolutionary https://t.co/c38Kwm821d— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) 1543471653.0
Yep, little miss socialist thinks she's the spiritual successor to Jefferson, Washington, and all the other powdered-wig guys. I must have missed the part in the Declaration of Independence where they took a dump on freedom and pledged their undying allegiance to big government.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compares her election victory in a deep blue district to milestone American accomplishment… https://t.co/acdgcTMn9O— Ryan Saavedra (@Ryan Saavedra) 1543602875.0
Yeah, you heard that right. A Democrat winning in the Bronx is right up there with the greatest achievement in the history of
5. Mob tactics
I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats u… https://t.co/R8luP6WkjL— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) 1544208871.0
"That's a nice posterior you've got there. It'd be a real shame if somebody...subpoenaed it." If you think this one's hilarious, just wait until she's actually in office.
Bonus: Three "Chambers"
Alright, I couldn't leave this out. This one's my personal favorite:
"There's three chambers of congre...er...government. The Senate, the House, and the one with the president. I'm gonna stop now, otherwise I run the risk of looking like I don't know what I'm talking about." Keep in mind, this lass with a sub-middle school understanding of civics is going to be lording over you for the next two years. But likely the rest of her life because she's a socialist from New York.
Boy, judging from these moments, 2019 is gonna be fun.
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