There’s a theory that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweets just like Donald Trump just to see how easily she can troll her political opponents. Which we’re happy to oblige after tweeting she feels like an American revolutionary. As the kids would say, this baby is right down center plate.
Mood: American Revolutionary pic.twitter.com/c38Kwm821d
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) November 29, 2018
You say that you’re a revolution
Well, you know
We think you’re just a silly girl
You hate hearing different opinions
Well, you know
You should give reality a whirl
But when you talk about destruction
Of our economy, you can count us out
Don’t you know it’s gonna be
That’s if The Beatles wrote the song about Ocasio Cortez. For the real thing, watch the magic.
Maybe Nina Pinta is trolling. Or maybe like most low information lefty Millennials, she actually believes she’s 2018’s version of Thomas Jefferson. Like a Buzzfeed Barbie. Every time Cortez looks in the mirror, she sees George Washington looking back at her. If George Washington slayed lewks.* Someone get this babe the Mirror of Erised. Otherwise, the world may never know.
Nina Pinta’s supporters need to step up their game. Beto O’Rourke’s supporters are cornering the market on creepy tributes (see This New Beto O’Rourke Ad Needs to Be Seen to Be Believed and Another Beto O’Rourke Ad is Here to Assault your Eyes and Crack Your Ribs). Where are the Corteziacs? You guys are slipping. Your leader is looking for the Benjamin Franklin to her Thomasina Jefferson. Help a socialist revolutionary with the self-awareness of a pinball machine out.
* slayed lewks is apparently how Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez describes her fashion-sense. I know. I’m embarrassed for her too. It’s just bad. Not so bad it’s good, like a Pug. So bad it’s just bad enough to warrant some kind of hate speech rating.