Women throughout the planet are demanding their right to speak, but this isn't 2018 anymore. Gone are the days of pink pussy hats and "yes, all women." That's all a bygone era. Now if you at any point in your life were a man but claim today you are a woman, what you say goes and anyone born a woman needs to calm down about it. That's why Australian Senator Nick McKim, representing Tasmania, has the courage to refer to women as fecal matter.

And I know what you're thinking. Tasmania is a real place?

For those of you who only speak English and don't speak woke twat, a TERF is a "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist." Basically, if you are a traditional feminist but you disagree with the radical left's political opinion that men can be women, or that if a man decides they're a woman their wants and needs take precedence over women who have always been women, you are now a TERF. Think JK Rowling.

Senator McKim has a new name.

"We need to call their ilk what they actually are. And that is Trans Exclusionary Right-Wing Dropkics. T-E-R-D-S. They're not TERFS, they are TERDS."

Really, dude?

Those aren't even good bars. "Dropkicks?" If he went with "dickheads" or "douchebags," it would at least be a slightly better than MID insult. He couldn't even be bothered to do that. He wanted to call women poop. He thought he was the first person to ever think "TERF" sounds a lot like "TERD." "Dropkicks" was the first word that came to mind.

Only a white, angry, nincompoop, kitten, eagle, reject would think that is witty. Or a WANKER for short.

It's remarkable that in 2023, believing in things like a woman's rights to not have opportunities stolen from them by people who have penises or be allowed to be incarcerated without the fear of being raped, are considered right-wing opinions.

God save the Patriarchy! Amirite?