Unprince Harry is new to America, but Meghan Markle should know better. There are two universal truths. The first is that if you are in the news, South Parkis going to take the piss out of you. The second is if you want to make it worse on yourself, complain about it. Harry's wife is so distraught at being turned into an animated Canadian, instead of being treated as the super serious pubic figure she expects to be, she won't calm down about it. And there may be lawyers involved.

To recap the story, the "Queen of Canada" died. The "Prince of Cananda' and his wife are on the outs with the "Royal Canadian Family," and demand their privacy. So much so, they keep going on TV, making documentaries and writing books about how they demand their privacy.

They move to South Park across the street from Kyle, who is sick and tired of them. Kyle discovers that if you ignore them, they go away. Harry and Meghan get in a mood that they are being ignored from being told they demand their privacy. So much so, Harry whips out his blue penis.

Turns out Meghan Markle doesn't have a sense of humor. Harry might, but...you know. Per the Daily Mail:

According to a source in California, Meghan spent the last few days ‘upset and overwhelmed’ over how she was portrayed. The source told The Spectator that the Duchess of Sussex 'is annoyed by South Park but refuses to watch it all.'

Earlier on Monday, something called a "royal commentator" said the Sussexes have their legal team looking into it.

According to sources close to the ex-royals, it appears that, like so many things with Meghan and Harry, this may have legal ramifications attached. Their legal team are casting an eye over the episode to see what is wrong, and what could be turned into something more sinister.

If true, Prince Harry's legal team is as confused as Prince Harry on how the "bonkers" First Amendment works in this country. They also seem unclear with how South Park works. All this does is guarantee that the Prince of Canada and his "sorority girl, influencer" wife remain South Park residents. Only as bit players. Aimless wandering in the background holding their "we demand privacy" signs as the townspeople forget they exist.

Except for Randy. He'll concoct a "Blue Penis Special" of Tegridy Weed.

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