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On Tuesday, while Donald Trump was calling the Democrat Party crazypants, Democrat officials were sharing the stage with people dressed as frogs. At the time, I didn't want to do any of my diligence as to why, because some videos you need to let speak for themselves. CNN, on the other hand, rushed to get an exclusive interview with Slurmitt. He's the head frog in charge, leading other specimens dressed as amphibians to, quote, remind Trump to uphold the Constitution.

Apparently, the resistance frogs are popular amongst leftists as a symbol of...I don't know, something something fascism. Keep in mind, this is the same CNN that got cranky over Donald Trump calling Democrats crazy, lamenting, "Are we ever going to get back to normal?"

Slurmitt, who even out of costume felt it necessary to mask his face so as to hide his true identity, describes his manifesto as such:

The frog has become a symbol of the resistance. A lot of movements like this need symbols that people can get behind.

He thinks he's Batman. Even though, if this was The Dark Knight Returns, he'd be henchman #217 supporting Bane.

You can take down a person, but you can't take down the symbol. Anybody can frog.

Republicans 2026: Keep America Great.

Democrats 2026: Anybody Can Frog.

The sad thing is, if you pick any Democrat run urban area in America, a guy dressed as a frog would win a primary challenge against whoever the sitting Democrat congressmember is. Granted, the guy who plays Slurmitt is a white man, but I'm sure he feels bad about it, so I doubt Democrat primary voters would hold that against him.

Inside the Capitol, Democrats refused to stand up for Americans over illegals or to honor our veterans. Outside the Capitol, Democrats danced with soyboys dressed as animals. Donald Trump deserves a better class of resistance.

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