Watch: Patriot uses 'Shopping Cart Theory' to prove once and for all progressives stink at life
The simplest messages always work best. We as conservatives can sometimes get into the weeds when it comes to explaining what we believe. Calling Joe Biden an idiot over the economy and mask mandates and being an idiot only gets you so far. Apolitical Americans will dismiss it as partisan white noise. You have to find a way to reach people talking about the issues they care about, and one TikToker did just that. Republicans are the ones who put the shopping cart back where it's supposed to go. Democrats leave theirs wherever they feel like because Democrats wake up and choose violence.
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— Kelly Campagna (@warriorwoman91) May 14, 2021
The video puts the sometimes controversial "Shopping Cart Theory" to the test: "The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it."
It's the perfect analogy.
Republicans give to charity because it's the right thing to do. Democrats need the government to take their taxes and give them to the "less fortunate" on their behalf. Democrats are also the ones who want the government to raise taxes to "help" the public, yet never seem to volunteer the money on their own.
Republicans can take care of our most vulnerable amid certain viruses while still living their lives and supporting their families. Democrats are in meltdown mode over "a recent government agency decision" because without the government forcing regulations on people, they can't deal. They are also the type of people who will tell you to put the cart back knowing they don't do it themselves.
I'm sure there are also Democrats who leave their shopping cart taking up four parking spots all willy-nilly because they claim they are "creating a job for a worker." It's the same leftists who shun the self-checkout lane, even though it's faster and more effective. Also, and this can't be stressed enough, people who leave their cart in the middle of a pull-through spot should be declared an enemy of the state.
Republicans put their cart back. Democrats are inconsiderate douchecanoes. Get that on a bumper sticker!
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