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September 30, 2022
Woman attempts to prank porch pirates with dirty diapers, winds up with a house covered in poop instead
In the liberal city of Austin, where people from the liberal state of California move to and vote for the same policies that caused them to leave California, a roving gang of porch pirates is on the loose. It's the same group of guys hitting houses. We have the ring camera evidence, yet we don't have any arrests. One woman decided to teach these nogoodniks a lesson and pranked them with a box full of dirty diapers.
The joke was on her when she had to clean poop off her house. Twice. The first time was when the pirates smeared the dirty diapers all over the house. The second was when they CAME BACK with manure to further send a message.
Austin couple puts dirty diapers in box to trick porch pirates, thieves strike back with cow manureyoutu.be
We here at the Lounder with Crowder Dot Com website admire the woman's moxy and desire to deliver comeuppance to these dastardly pirates. But she made one key tactical error. If you're going to send a message, send a message that ensures the pirate is never coming back.
This guy met his porch pirate with a firearm. Message received that the owner of this house is armed and dangerous, and you steal instead from the houses where there aren't second amendment advocates.
This guy met his porch pirates with his fists. Message received not to come back unless you want another knuckle sandwich.
Our Marine friend here is my favorite. He rigged the box with explosives. There was poop involved, but it was the porch pirate's feces when the explosion went off and he sh*t himself.
All this woman did was upset the pirates. And they obviously don't care, because they keep hitting the same houses.
In other news, the Austin City Council voted to slash the police budget by 33%. Unclear is if the defunding of the police budget could have led to an increase in crime, such as porch piracy. Also unclear is who this woman voted for.
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