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CultureMarch 28, 2022
"It Would Be So F***ing Epic": Joe Rogan Pledges to Get Elon Musk Trained for Fight Against Vladimir Putin
Joe Rogan setting up Elon Musk with the top trainers in the world to fight Vladimir Putin makes about as much sense as anything else these days. 81,000,000 Americans thought electing a dementia patient commander-in-chief was a good idea, and the old coot almost derped his way into World War III not once but twice in forty-eight hours. Maybe Musk vs. Putin, two out of three, would deescalate things.
To recap, Elon Musk challenged Vladimir Putin to a fight. The winner gets Ukraine.
Вы согласны на этот бой? @KremlinRussia_E
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
Putin has yet to accept the challenge. The villainous scoundrel has expressed his admiration of JK Rowling in recent days. It's clear he follows Western Culture. The odds of him not knowing about the challenge are as slim as Joe Biden making it through the week without the White House having to tell reporters, "Akchusally, the President meant to say..."
Putin may not be ready, but Rogan is! Jen Psaki's favorite podcaster said he immediately texted Elon after the challenge and offered to set him set up with the best training camps around. "Dude I will arrange all of your training.’ ‘If you really do fight Putin,’ I [Rogan] said, ‘I will arrange all your training."
It would have to be some form of martial arts though.
"You’d have to do martial arts. You’d have to, like, an MMA fight. It’s 2022, you know, fuck the boxing.”
Oh, well, there goes that Jake Paul money!
The conventional wisdom is that Putin would murderize Musk, but I'm not too sure. Putin always came across as a phony tough guy to me. He's a hardo who tries too hard to make you think he's a big man. Someone secure in his manhood wouldn't have to show off riding horses shirtless or playing rock, paper, scissors with a bear. And as Ronda Rousey showed us during her short career, judo only gets you so far.
I say Elon Musk has more than a fair shot. People who disagree also thought Ukraine didn't have a chance, and look how that's been working out.
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