Joe Biden, our president, does not seem well. He's old AF, and being old AF has (allegedly) turned his brain into tapioca pudding. But that's more of a mental illness. He appears to be physically sick at the moment, too. On Tuesday, the White House announced that Joe Biden was in close contact with a staffer who tested positive for the 'rona. But Jen Psaki assures us that Joe Biden is 'asymptomatic' and 'feeling great.'

Thankfully, our President follows the science and wears a mask at all times. Except, of course, for the two times he says the CDC says you don't have to: when you are eating, or when you are talking into the microphone. Later that Tuesday, while Joe Biden was talking into a microphone, he found himself coughing through a press conference. One where he lectured the American people and told reporters he wasn't even supposed to be there.

High-Risk Presidency: 79-Year-Old Joe Biden Coughs His Way Through COVID-19 Press Conferenceyoutu.be

I know what you're thinking. "But Brodigan, isn't coughing the main symptom of..."--let me stop you there. Sometimes, a cough is just a cough. Biden has been coughing for months, now. We know he had a cough when he went out to eat at a restaurant while being sick. He's also coughed into his hand in New jersey before shaking people's hands... with that hand. Besides, Jen Psaki assured the American people this morning that not only does Joe Biden NOT have...you know...but they are confident he will never get it.

On behalf of everyone here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, we pray for a speedy recovery for whatever is ailing President Biden. It would be embarrassing if he caught the 'rona after getting all three shots, wearing a mask everywhere, and living in a fortress where everyone around him needs all their shots and to wear a mask everywhere. So, we're sure that's not it and that he only has a cold.

Apropos of nothing, when President Trump tested positive, he admitted it like a man. Then he kicked the virus's ass.

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