Watch: Weatherman goes viral for 'accidentally' drawing a weiner to show Hurricane Ian pounding Florida
Florida is the most phallic looking of all the states. You can't mistake the angle of the dangle. Knowing his state's similarity to what used to be known exclusively as male genitalia (pre-2021), you would think an experienced weatherman like Bryan Norcross would be more careful with his telecaster. Or, maybe this is his way of illustrating how Hurricane Ian was going to f*ck Florida hard.
Whatever the reason, he's going viral for the following unfortunate illustration.
This guy has been doing this ALL DAY LONG#HurricaneIanpic.twitter.com/odd0kgzUHp
— ALT-immigration (@ALT_uscis) September 26, 2022
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I put "accidentally" in quotes because I'm of the belief when something that looks like a cock gets drawn on a map or a news graphic, the dude drawing knows what they're doing. It's like what Jim Halbert taught us on The Office. If there's an opportunity for someone to work in a phallic shape, interacting with the artwork (or in this case, a hurricane map), it'll happen
Apparently, our guy is a local celebrity.
Bryan Norcross was the weather guy who got us through Hurricane Andrew 30 years ago. Now with Fox weather, he's drawing Ian dick on the tv #signothetimespic.twitter.com/AtUQEnJoMa
— Nicole Sandler (@nicolesandler) September 28, 2022
I'm a simple man. I like cold beer, loud music, and taking every available opportunity for a euphamism. That may not have been Norcross' intent. But it was the intent of an easily amused internet.
I didn’t know Fox had a weather channel and there’s some interesting stuff going on there 🤣🍆 pic.twitter.com/SDWCOVYz5A
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) September 27, 2022
“And now let’s go to Bryan Norcross with the weather foresk— sorry -cast!” https://t.co/bcCIMIHL55
— Craig Winneker (@CraigWinneker) September 27, 2022
Bryan Norcross let everyone know Hurricane Ian is screwing Florida pic.twitter.com/GKTnRKGFxF
— Brucito (@BartonTheBruce) September 27, 2022
Anyone who has been in a hurricane before knows, as long you are not in danger, you pass the time amusing yourselves however possible. Florida has been proving that over the past forty-eight hours. Maybe it was a coincidence the way Hurricane Ian was traveling required drawing two circles and a giant line ending at the tip where the hurricane symbol was. Or maybe after thirty years of covering hurricanes, Bryan Norcross felt some childish humor was in order. Either way, Hurricane Ian is being a dick.
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