Bill and Hillary Clinton Spotted in Hamptons with Viral Photo Showing Old Age Has Not Been Kind to Them
It's been too quiet in politics lately. I'm sure some of you have been wondering what Bill and Hillary Clinton have been up to. At least, my fellow oldheads who remember what a Bill and Hillary Clinton is. The power couple has been spotted, and we have confirmation on how they've been spending their twilight years: by getting really f*cking old.
Like, embarrassingly old. Whoever took this photo should be ashamed of themselves. I remember when we respected our elders. Even people as wretched as these two.
Hillary and Bill Clinton spotted in the Hamptons https://t.co/WDKlS6gdBx pic.twitter.com/LjoQpG3UfC
— New York Post (@nypost) August 26, 2021
If we zoom in, this is Billy Clinton. I'm assuming that's a Secret Service behind him. Bill doesn't usually bring his side chicks out when he's stuck with the wife.
And, this used to be Hillary Clinton.
You youngbloods may not know what you're looking at right now. Bill was the former President of the United States in the 1990s. He is three years younger than our current president. Bill is also an alleged rapist and a confirmed whore.
Hillary is mostly known for being Bill's wife. She also shattered the glass ceiling by being the first-ever female presidential candidate to fail on two different occasions. The first was in 2008 against Barack Obama. The second was in 2016 against Donald Trump. Hillary is five years younger than the guy she mean-girled out of the 2016 primary, Joe Biden. Not sure what she has been up to lately other than keeping in touch with her gal-pal Justin Trudeau. Though whatever she is doing to keep busy, it looks like donuts and ice cream are involved.
And actually, now that I'm looking closely ... who is that between them?
Forgot who made this but thank you pic.twitter.com/03AVmfwf1M
— J. Milton ジャクソン (@spyicemannn) August 26, 2021
It's the ghost of pedophile and close personal Clinton friend Jeffrey Epstein! A man who most likely did not kill himself! It's good to see that even in death, Epstein is keeping in touch with the Clintons.
As we laugh and make the necessary fat jokes, please remember: These people served their country with ... I guess distinction. They deserve their privacy. Also, as you look at this photo, I can't stress enough ... they are both YOUNGER than the current president.
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