As reported earlier today by the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, Alyssa Milano had the dumbest reaction to losing her blue checkmark. Elon Musk, the Head Twit In Charge, noticed Milano trending for being a silly person and has offered his assistance.

Milano, known for such cinematic classics as Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy 2, got her social security number confused with her blue checkmark and thought Elon was leaving her vulnerable to identity theft and fraud. Or, I think this was Alyssa Milano. Without the blue checkmark, I have no way of knowing for sure if this is her or someone tweeting something stupid pretending to be her.

The Milano Army was quick to cape for her against the haters mocking her unwillingness to pay eight bucks. Think about the poor celebrities and the position they have been put in. They love Twitter. But Elon Musk has opinions they disagree with and they don't want to reward him for having an opposing viewpoint with eight dollars.

Elon being the philanthropist he is has a solution. He is going to start a fund to help chip in eight bucks for celebrities in Milano's unfortunate predicament.

He is super serious about it too!

That Elon. Besides being the most successful African-American in America, he's also a mensch. Always thinking of the less fortunate like Alyssa Milano. Either that or like most GenXers he grew up crushing on her hardcore.

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