California is joining other Democratic states in following the political science in deciding to lift mask mandates. Thank a Canadian trucker for that. They are also following the political science in tripling down on masking your children in school because that's what the teachers' unions want, and they pay Democrats lots and lots of money. However, if you may have noticed during the Super Bowl that was IN California, over-privileged liberal celebrity on top of over-privileged liberal celebrity was living their best maskless life. As were Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Eric Garcetti. They are the same two schmucks mandating your five-year-old go to school in an N95 mask.

The local Fox affiliate asked California Health and Human Services Secretary Dr. Mark Ghaly what was up with that. Here is their exchange followed by a dramatic interpretation.

FOX 11: What's up doc? Celebrities run around maskless, but a four-year-old autistic student with a delayed speech deficiency still has to where one in school. Explain that sh*t.

DR. MASK MCBALDYFACE: Yes, thanks for having me on. You see, celebrities give lots of money to the Governor and the Mayor, and they don't want to wear masks. However, the teachers' unions also give the Governor and the Mayor lots of money, and they want children to wear all the masks. It's the science as defined by Joe Biden.

FOX 11: I see. And what about the parents and the children? Much like Hollywood celebrities, they too would like to stop wearing masks and have developmental concerns for the kids,

DR. MASK MCBALDYFACE: Here's where things get interesting. F*ck parents and their children. Studies show that because this is California, they can complain all they want. The same failed Democrat leaders will keep getting elected, regardless. Therefore, what they want doesn't count. Again, it's the science.

One thing Dr. Mask McBaldyFace did say was that in two weeks, they "anticipate making the change at that point. And that change is going to be one that I think will be met with a lot of excitement in some, and a lot of fear in other circles." So, if everyone just shuts up for another two weeks, the government swears that things will change.

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