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Please know that the entire creative team at Louder with Crowder has been admonished that we didn't think of this ourselves. Twenty-four years ago, rapper Afroman dropped the pot-smoking classic "Because I Got High." It paired well with Sublime's "Smoke Two Joints," but that's not important right now. Afroman is back with a remix focused on Joe Biden's second favorite son Hunter, called "Hunter Got High."

Get it? Because Hunter is a drug addict with shady business deals who is an overall embarrassment. Why else do you think Joe keeps trying to work Beau Biden into every conversation?

Here's the source material, with classic bars like "I was gonna make love to you but then I got high / I was gonna eat your p*ssy too but then I got high / Now I'm j*ckin' off and I know why."

Why, man?

Jay and Silent Bob - Because I got highwww.youtube.com

The rapper, born Joseph Edgar Foreman, has a new version of the song for 2024. Taking the Chuck D quote to heart "Rap music is CNN for these streets," Afroman is now using his art to speak out on the most important election of our lifetime.

"He was gonna get his laptop fixed, but Hunter got high / He wasn't gonna show all them d*ck pics, but Hunter got high / He shoulda let Hillary bleach his whole hard drive / But Hunter got high, Hunter high, Hunter got high"

Afroman also dropped a verse about the Biden Crime Family as an entire syndicate: "Ukraine wasn’t part of the plan, till Hunter got high / China wasn’t that big a fan, till Hunter got high / He wasn’t gonna split it all, with the old big guy / But Hunter got..." you know, the thing.

Afroman - Hunter Got High (Official Video)youtu.be

There's only one place to go from here. Afroman needs to be a keynote address at the Republican National Convention. Trump is already gaining Black voter support (even if Stephen A Smith was bullied into apologizing for saying so out loud). This could help. Plus, it will be hilarious to see delegates bumpin' "Hunter Got High" on the convention floor.

And then Afroman has to go on the road with Trump opening up his campaign rallies. It's the only way.

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Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

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