Call me crazy. But if I'm the lawyer of America's most infamous drug addict, I would not do drugs while he was hanging out in my house. Though I supposed in Hunter Biden's lawyer's defense, his client has proven to be above the law. And that clicking sound you hear are a thousand journalismers banging away on their keyboards creating "Republicans Seize on Hunter Biden's Lawyer Ripping Bong Hits" content.

DailyMail obtained EXCLUSIVE photos of Hunter Biden's lawyer Kevin Morris hitting the bong as Hunter came to chillax at the lawyer's Malibu home. This is the same lawyer who gave Hunter over $2 million to pay off his tax debts after the government his father is in charge of cut him a sweetheart deal.

Urban Dictionary defines "bong" as "a device used for smoking various substances, but most commonly marijuana." Daily Mail could not confirm the substance that appeared to be smoked out of said bong. Also, recreational marijuana use is legal in California.

But, you know, OPTICS! Hunter hanging out around drugs after the White House cocaine "investigation" is a bad look. Or, it WOULD be a bad look if the Bidens were held to any standards.

What's funny -- I guess, if funny is the right word -- is that these photos were taken on Thursday. That was the day after "Whistleblower X" testified before Congress that, as someone who worked on the Hunter Biden tax investigation, there were a lot of people in Joe Biden's government who didn't want anyone working on the Hunter Biden tax investigation. You could understand why the lawyer may have needed to get high.

This was on Thursday. On FRIDAY, a confidential FBI source came forward to say Joe and Hunter BOTH told the CEO of Burisma to retain the president’s son at the Ukrainian energy company in a "pay to play" scheme.

Oh, and it turns out the FBI knew that Hunter's laptop was real the entire time. They even told Twitter, before Twitter started censoring any laptop news as "disinformation."

IF Hunter's lawyer was hitting the bong hard on Thursday (it could have been flavored tobacco, or maybe a weird-looking inhaler), it makes you wonder if he switched to harder stuff after Friday's news dump.

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