Apparently, witches are trying to become a thing. Basically, you have a bunch of cat people who saw Hocus Pocus on the Disney Channel when they were eight and never grew out of it. If they're testing out a spell to see how pathetic a person can be, they're succeeding.

In their latest quest to achieve relevance, these hook-nosed wenches are raging out over the Donald's use of the term "witch hunt." Yes, really:

Yep, you didn't hear that wrong. CNN is committing precious airtime to allowing broomstick-riding loonies to state their grievances against our tangerine-hued commander-in-chief.

I think these hags might be hitting the potion a little too hard. They must be if they think Trump is worried about losing the "coveted" witch demographic. Either CNN is batsh*t as well, or they've fallen victim to an enchantment.

I guess we're now supposed to take witches seriously now. Lefty media outlets seem to think the pointy hat crowd is on the way toward overtaking Christianity. Funny how Christians are a bunch of kooks for believing in the resurrection. Yet, if I think I can woo Kate Upton by sipping on a concoction of herbs and spices and speaking Pig Latin, I'm perfectly sane.

You can always count on fake-newsers like CNN to find a cause to bash the Donald. No matter how absurd the cause might be. Today it's witchcraft, tomorrow peeps with spray-tans will be hating on Trumpy for giving orange people a bad name.

You might have been thinking CNN couldn't stoop any lower. I know I was. Though, here they are, having proven us wrong once again. Bravo on a job well done, fake news pushers.

Since we're talking CNN:

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