It’s been a long week. Also, it’s only Monday. So there’s that. I think we can all agree it’s time for an EPIC distraction from all the recent happenings. The Disney gods have heard our pleas. Desperate to get people to watch Monday Night Football, Disney decided to release the final trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi tonight. Tickets for the movie went on sale too. If you haven’t gotten them yet, you might want to do that now. We can wait.
You’re back? Ok good. Here’s the trailer:
Excited, are we?
This is the second installment in the Disney owned trilogy (see Star Wars Star Likes Ayn Rand. Liberals Lose their Little Minds… and Harrison Ford Highest Paid for Star Wars. Feminists React…), and the first since Carrie Fisher passed away. Expect lasers, intergalactic warfare, and all sorts of feels when Luke and Leia see each other.
Oh, and just so we’re clear, Star Wars > Star Trek. Don’t @ me, nerds.
The Last Jedi will be in theaters on December 15th. Though, technically December 14th, because there are always showings the night before the release date. I don’t know why.