Seattle councilwoman Kshama Sawant is a real winner. She pledged to dismantle capitalism in America and replace it with socialism. She was also a lead voice in Seattle's "Defund the Police" movement that drove away the black chief of police in the name of racial justice. Police, that she now demands to do something about the poop being thrown at her house.

The Post Millennial is reporting there is an anonymous pooper on the loose. Though, no word on if it's loose poop. The councilwoman must have done something to really annoy the sh*t out of her constituents. Over the course of the past month, someone has been flinging feces on her house. By all accounts, Sawant seems like a nasty woman. It could be anyone.

Shocking as this may sound, the socialist congresswoman is a hypocrite. When she says to defund the police, she means defund YOUR police.

According to the source, the Seattle Police Department responded and took a report, and the councilmember is now requesting a “permanent patrol presence monitoring her place from 5 pm -10 pm every day.”

Seattle, like many progressive cities where progressive voters elected progressive politicians to defund the police, has become a crime-infested craphole. It's gotten so bad that the voters might be waking up enough to elect a Republican Senator for the first time in decades.

For her part, councilwoman Kshama Sawant doesn't sound like someone who worries herself with things like "friends" or "allies." This is the same woman who, after supporting CHOP seceding from America, sent them to the CHOP-supporting progressive mayor's house because the mayor wasn't supporting them good enough.

The number of potential suspects who could be the one (or ones) throwing poop on the socialist councilwoman's house is sizable. Though in their defense, they are only redistributing the dookie. You would think a socialist like Kshama Sawant would appreciate that.

Facebook doesn't want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Bookmark LouderWithCrowder.com and check us out throughout the day!

Also follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Gettr!

Crowder Classics: 'LIVE FROM CHAZ' Greatest Moments!youtu.be