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The "Trump is Dead" hoax was too stupid to pay attention to.

Basically, we had a three-day weekend. The right spent it being normal, celebrating with friends and family and BBQ and beer and college football and back-to-school shopping. The left spent it wishcasting that the President of the United States died and hid it from the American people. And the reason for the rumor? Trump went two days without being on camera or having anything on his schedule.

No, seriously. That's it. Trump took the weekend off, and both the left and the media (but I repeat myself), desperate for any headline, created one that Trump may be dead. All because Trump went two days without owning them on camera. This is what the media and the left (but I repeat myself) have been reduced to.

Leave it to Tampon Tim Walz to play along, consoling his tens of supporters who were disappointed that the hoax was a hoax. Don't worry, though. One day it'll be true!

Walz doesn't even win the award for douchbaggiest response. That goes to Illinois Governor JB Pritzker. Walz did it because he thought he was being funny.

Pritzer referenced "Trump is dead" to distract from yet another bloody three-day Labor Day Weekend in Chicago.

The left is, well, left with chasing after their next anti-Trump dopamine hit, which appears to be anger over Trump killing drug traffickers while they circle back to Jeffrey Epstein and try to make "fetch" happen over a supposed splotch on Trump's hand.

Donald Trump is alive and well. Tampon Tim is only alive.

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