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September 25, 2022
Watch: NASCAR driver gives guy the middle finger after a wreck, so that guy 'started Mike Tysoning his head'
There was an added attraction at the ValleyStar Credit Union 300 this weekend. Everyone comes for the crashes and wrecks, but people watching at Martinsville Speedway got a bonus boxing match. Kinda.
Here's the story as described by Whiskey Riff. Davey Callihan (a driver) caused a crash with Andrew Grady (another driver). Grady jumped out of his car to say "what the deuce?" Callihan gave Grady the middle finger. Grady gave Callihan these hands.
We've got tempers boiling over at @MartinsvilleSwy
Andrew Grady takes out his frustration on Davey Callihan after an accident in Heat 1@FloRacing pic.twitter.com/DeBkUQ27Xy
— NASCAR Roots (@NASCARRoots) September 24, 2022
Andrew Grady spoke to a reporter where he shared both his side of the story and the greatest description of pummeling another man I've ever heard.
Andrew Grady says Davey Callihan flipped him off when he went to talk so he decided to 'Mike Tyson his head.'
He says there are dumbasses who have no business driving a Lawn Mower much less a Late Model at Martinsville.
Says that Callihan wrecked him and Brandon Pierce. pic.twitter.com/X1m99JRYOj
— Matt Weaver (@MattWeaverRA) September 24, 2022
He flipped me off so I started Mike Tysoning his head… you get these dumbasses that come in here and run with us, and they have no business running a late model much less a lawn mower.
Grady said a bunch of NASCAR things, details about the race I didn't understand. I tried to understand NASCAR at one point in my life. I like country music, drinking beer, and listening to country music while drinking beer. I assumed I could sit down in front of the television and it would all make sense. I was mistaken because all I saw was a giant left turn.
But while I don't understand NASCAR, I do understand this.
I mean, you’re in big boy sport, when you wreck a man, you can take a grown man ass whooping… that’s how I feel.
However, I regret to report that "I started Mike Tysoning his head" is not the most redneck thing we've shared here on the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. That distinction goes to this guy who said "if a man comes to attack you and you know Kung fu, you're going to 'hi-ya' him" while sharing a story about killing his neighbor's pet chicken.
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