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January 25, 2024
Minneapolis public transport installs new rules for riders: please avoid pooping or sexually assaulting anyone
If you are taking public transportation around the Minneapolis-St. Paul area, Metro Transit has installed the do's and don'ts of riding the Metro. DO pay your fair and be courteous of other passengers. DON'T poop, pee, or rape.
Signs outlining the expectations we have of riders are now being installed at light rail and bus rapid transit stations. Those who violate these rules will be removed from transit property. 👀
Review the rules here: https://t.co/VfYrdqp9BV pic.twitter.com/CaiS5lYaps
— Metro Transit (@MetroTransitMN) January 24, 2024
It would appear these are things that people living in the Twin Cities need to be told.
LWC Next Gen Stats: Twin Cities
- Voted for 70% for Joe Biden in 2020.
- Voted for 74% for Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2022.
- Saw 70% voter turnout in 2022.
- Minnesota AG announces lawsuit against victims of crime, claims victims aren't doing enough to combat it
- Anti-cop Democrat calls for tougher crime laws after being assaulted, doesn't appreciate irony
- They Voted to Defund and Disband Police, Now Wealthy Neighborhoods Are Crowdfunding to Pay for More
A lot of this is common courtesy (shout out Hot Air). No loud talking. Keep your shoes and socks on. Throw out your litter. All common rules on public transportation that are as common as ignoring the rule about keeping your bags and luggage on the seats. I'll move my bag if you ask, but if I can discourage anyone from sitting down next to me... I'mma do that.
Then, Metro gets oddly specific.
Pooping or peeing
Transit property is not a public restroom.
Out in real America, people don't need to be told not to take a shit on the bus. Or on the street. Or anywhere that isn't a toilet. Yet the more progressive a city is, the more you have to put up with public pooping in order to enjoy the right to pay high taxes, unaffordable rent, and out-of-control crime. I wonder if the bus driver sees someone about to take a teaming dookie in the aisle if he taps the sign to remind them that it's prohibited.
Sexual contact without consent is forbidden.
I want to focus on the "without consent" part. We all know that sexual assault is illegal. It's the way specific sexual contact WITHOUT CONSENT is forbidden. Does that mean if there is consent, sex on the Metro is allowed? Like, if there's some dude banging a broad in the back, but he asked permission first and she said yes, it's NOT forbidden? There is nothing that says having consensual sex is forbidden. She just can't yell, "Oh F*ck," because that goes against the profanity restrictions. Also, no eating, but we don't need to get into that.
Big city living. Amirite?
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