My niece's birthday was at the beginning of the 'rona, so they threw her a car parade. Actually, she got two: one friends and one Brownies. Each parade had between 20 and 25 cars. They were both festive events full of good cheer and merriment. I say that to set up a comparison to Joe Biden (see LAS VEGAS 'LATINOS FOR BIDEN' RALLY IS JUST SAD and THIS CLASSIC ROBIN WILLIAMS BIT MOCKING JOE BIDEN'S COGNITIVE ABILITIES IS GOING VIRAL). Because Biden — I guess you can call them "supporters" — threw a car parade for him.

There were three cars.

That tweet was shared by a member of the Biden campaign. Which means that even Biden's campaign staff suffers from dementia. Or he just really hates his job right now. Because to even try to hype this up as a massive show of support for Joe Biden's agenda of not being Donald Trump, just ... dude. I'm embarrassed for the both of us.

At this point, it would be less embarrassing if Joe Biden just stayed home. Like, go full Bullworth and everything. "I'm up double digits in the polls not leaving the house, so f*ck all y'all. There's a 'Golden Girls' marathon on and I don't feel like wearing pants. See you on Erection Day, LOL. Get it? I said 'erection' instead of 'election."

That would make more sense than to stage political rallies with your tens of supporters. Where you can't even get tens of them to show up.

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