File this story under GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. Because you can never have too many poop stories. In Portland, Maine, there's a manhunt under way for a woman dressed in purple who has been leaving dog poop in Trump supporters' mailboxes. Just saying, when Trump supporters dookie, they not only leave their own but they brag about it on the internet. They have the courage of their convictions to put some respect on their turd. Not this woman, though. Here's the local news affiliate with more. Or, since in 2020 there are still people who don't make videos embeddable ...

Maine woman is 'dumping dog poop inside Trump supporters' mailboxes'youtu.be

This woman shouldn't be too hard to find. Just follow the smell of loneliness to the house with the most cats, and you'll probably find Poopin' Pauline there preparing her next round of packages. You would think she would use cat turds since her house is so full of them, but she respects the felines so much. Instead, she collects dog poop throughout the neighborhood like that one crazy person who goes through your recycling on Wednesdays.

Hopefully police stop this monster before she starts dropping her own deuces on Trump lawns.

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