The first presidential debate is this Tuesday. In theory. The jury is still out on whether Joe Biden is going to show up (see NANCY PELOSI SAYS THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES and JIM CLYBURN TO THE DNC: CANCEL DEBATES BEFORE BIDEN EMBARRASSES HIMSELF). The fear is that Joe Biden will embarrass himself when he's not in a heavily scripted setting, what with the fact that Joe Biden even embarrasses himself when he is in heavily scripted settings. And unlike other Republicans who have decor and demeanor, Donald Trump thinks that crap is for pussies. Biden will have one of his brain farts, Trump will straight-up say, "Spit it out, Grandpa. That dementia is a real sonuvabitch, ain't it?"

So what if Biden does punk out? The cats at Freedomtoons think he might as well, so they wrote a song about it.

Why won't you debate me? (Parody Song) youtu.be

Of course, everyone at Louder with Crowder will be ready!

Exit question: What do you think the odds are of Biden coming down with a sudden case of the 'rona or some other excuse? Hit me up in the comment section, and I want actual odds. -150 says that Jill Biden makes the announcement on the morning shows this Sunday.

A Biden Tic That NO ONE Notices... | Good Morning #MugClub youtu.be

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