Everyone's favorite brave and beautiful White House starlet has returned with a brand new, feminized face. That's right, Dylan Mulvaney is here to steal your man. According to them.

In a new TikTok, Mulvaney claimed to be "hot" enough to "steal a husband": "It's day 335 of being a girl and I wanted to go on record to say that this might be the hottest I've ever looked and will ever look in my lifetime [...] Is it the dress? It could be the dress. Is it the makeup? Or is it the hair, because I think it's the extensions, and when I have extensions in, I don't know my name. I don't know where I live. I just know that I love these, and I know that I look like I could steal a husband."

Ladies, I know all of your stomachs just dropped as you realized this beautiful and brave individual could easily steal your straight husbands. But fear not: Mulvaney assured us they would never do that because they're a "girl's girl." How thoughtful.

Mulvaney underwent facial feminization surgery in December and took about a month-long hiatus from social media. Late last month, Mulvaney returned to TikTok in a theatrical and very bizarre face reveal video. Mulvaney donned a robotic tutu dress that moved on its own to mimic feathers. After a scene change, Mulvaney appeared in an Audrey Hepburn- style outfit.

In the final shot of the video, Mulvaney appeared backstage and explained to viewers, "You know I have a flair for the dramatics, but it's so good, right? I'm so happy, and it's still me; it's just a little bit softer of a version, and I just hope that all trans and nonbinary people can get the gender-affirming resources that they need because this is life-changing and sometimes life-saving."