The left really seems to have a bone to pick with Mike Pence. If he isn't trying to wire your sassy cousin Andre's gonads to a battery charger, he's scheming to chain the ladyfolk to their stoves. A group of feminists want the Pence to know they're not onboard with his yet-unseen douchey ways. So, they're dressing up in Handmaid's Tale costumes to protest him.

A group of more than 100 women are planning to protest Vice President Mike Pence’s Monday visit to Philadelphia dressed in costumes resembling “The Handmaid’s Tale” because Pence will “[usher] in a theocratic society.”

“Pence is one of the most dangerous reactionary figures in modern history …  he has dutifully supported and been instrumental in every Trump policy since they made their unholy, “holy” alliance to bring Christian Fascism to the heart of this regime. He is a key figure in ushering in a theocratic society right out of the Handmaids Tale,” the event page for the protest states.

“It is only fitting that Pence be greeted with 100 women dressed as handmaids. A visual representation of Pence’s end game of women totally stripped of their rights and humanity,” the event says.

Yep, if the ladies don't get off our keisters and #resist Mike and his "Christian fascism," he's going to institute Sharia Law, Jesus-style.

I must have missed the reports of Indiana becoming a theocratic sh*thole under the Pencinator. Hoosiers seemed to make it through the "wrath" of Mikey. I don't see how the entire U-S-of-A would fare any differently. Besides, the Vice President doesn't exactly have the power to wave his hand and change the country's name to Jesusville.

This is textbook leftist hysteria, folks. Pence's totalitarian leanings only exist in their minds. Apart from opposing baby-killing and liking his wife, Mike's never given any indication he's going to take women's rights back to the Dark Ages.

Simmer down, lefties.

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