After the gun-toting doucheburrito unloaded on his local newspaper office yesterday, leftists were quick to place the blame on the Donald. “Trump said the media are liars. He supports guns. This guy had a gun. He shot people in the media. Therefore, Donnie masterminded the whole thing. Connect the dots, man!”
Meanwhile, lefty Michael Moore went on Stephen Colbert’s show to rile up progressives to “put their bodies on the line” against the Orange One. Who is allegedly a horned hellbeast who wants to kidnap your kiddies and put them in cages. Wait. That was Peter Fonda.
Consistency be damned:
After playing a clip from the film in which he tries to infiltrate Mar-a-Lago, Colbert asked him if he was “civil” to the people there. “I was as civil as any Eagle Scout Catholic altar boy could be when confronted with the devil,” Moore answered.
Moore continued, saying that Democrats have traditionally been “so wimpy and weak” but now “a few people want to stand up and say, I’ve had enough, that’s it.”
“We don’t have to be violent, we have to remain nonviolent, but if the worst that happens to anybody in the Trump administration is that they don’t get to have a chicken dinner in Virginia, I mean, I don’t know,” he said.
“The only way that we’re going to stop this is eventually we’re all going to have to put our bodies on the line.”
Luckily for Mikey, he has plenty of body to give.
Now, Mike says he doesn’t want violence. Allegedly. At the same time, he thinks leftists aren’t going far enough with their “Trump is a Nazi” rants. Leaving animal carcasses on doorsteps. Their calls for locking little Barron in a cage full of pedophiles. Methinks it’s gonna be hard for the left to push the envelope any further than that without some red, red kroovy flowing.
It’s funny to see lefties claiming Trump and Republicans are of Satan. “They want to electroshock your gay cousin. Pull the plug on grandma. Lock little Skyler in a dog kennel.” Then, progressives want to lecture us on our “incendiary” rhetoric. Yeah, not gonna work.