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Liberal MediaJanuary 29, 2020
Don Lemon Offers Explanation About his Behavior and Yes, He's Still a Douche
Alexa, show me a douche douchier than Don Lemon. For the dumbest man on television (as said by Donald Trump) offered an explanation in lieu of an apology for laughing like a grade schooler as if someone said "boogers." You'll remember Don and his giggly posse yucked it up real immature-like while mocking the people who voted for the current president. Don didn't apologize. Instead, he explained he was laughing at the JOKE, not the people the joke was about. Come on you guys, stop being so stupid.
Get it, you boomer rubes? Don Lemon was just laughing at WHAT HE HEARD SAID! Not at the people the joke was about! HELLO.
Never mind all the jokes told by Rick Wilson were about Trump and the people who voted for him. You're supposed to know the difference between laughing at a joke made at the expense of Trump and the people who voted for him, and laughing at a joke just for the sake of a joke (made at the expense of Trump and the people who voted for him). Come on, you dummies who can't use maps, read big words, and speak in Southern accents. It's like you're too stupid to understand what Don Lemon was doing while he was laughing at a joke about your intelligence.
Also, The Daily Wire almost made up for their crappy tumblers by creating a video of Don Lemon vs Don Lemon. To be clear, the video is mocking Don for being Don. I know that sometimes Don gets confused over how jokes work and then assumes all people are as clueless as he is.
It's okay though, we're not outraged. See, there is a difference between "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE A LIBERAL HACK ON CNN WOULD LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIBERALS" and "Hey, look, some dingus on CNN is laughing at us, let's roll this tape from now until Election Day." The first would be stupid, the second would be stupid only if we didn't capitalize on the evidence that "fake news is the enemy of the people." Remember that line? Incidentally The GOP Wants You to Know CNN/Democrats Hate You [VIDEO].
Carry on, Don. We appreciate you for you.
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