I admit to not knowing much about who Bryce Hall is. Or caring. He's a TikTok influencer. He was part of either Sway or Hype House, which are both things. The kids think he's the cat's pajamas, and that's fine. I liked stupid things when I was a kid too.

What I do know is I have a lot of friends who were bouncers, and always enjoyed the wannabe tough guys trying to step to them. Seeing video of a punk getting rag-dolled for not being as big of a badass as he pretends to be on Chinese spyware is satisfying.

Before I hurt you … Don’t touch me. Don’t f*cking touch me.

TMZ reports it is unclear what got Hall tossed from the club, other than being invited up to the DJ booth. After a disagreement with a bouncer, he took a swing. After he took a swing, the bouncer and his colleagues had their excuse.

Hall is being charged with two counts of battery and one of trespassing, and the case is being submitted to the District Attorney. At which point a huge sack of money will be left somewhere and all will be fine.

I disagree with the framing that it "took" four security guards to take Bryce Hall down. One could handle him fine. The other three joined it because it looked like fun.

Anytime I see TikTok influencer drama like this, I think of an infamous Andrew Schulz rant about influencers being "worthless to society." And how the China version of Bryce Hall would be a kid who is a science and engineering wiz.

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