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ArticlesFebruary 27, 2019
Woman Who Assaulted Man with MAGA Hat is About to Get Deported
Instant karma stories are the best kind of stories. Take this glorious tale from Falmouth, Massachusetts. A young man was dining at a Mexican restaurant, probably nomming some nachos, waiting for his enchilada combo or something equally spicy, when he was harassed and assaulted for the egregious crime of wearing a MAGA hat. But wait, because that's not the end of the story. The woman who assaulted the man is... ding, ding, ding, here illegally! She was visited by ICE who've started the deportation process:
Police said Rosiane Santos walked by Bryton Turner as he was eating dinner at Casa Vallarta and knocked the hat off his head. She then allegedly confronted him verbally.Falmouth Police charged Santos with disorderly conduct following the incident earlier this month. On Tuesday, ICE took her into custody.
“Deportation officers with ICE’s Fugitive Operations Team arrested Rosiane Santos, an unlawfully present citizen of Brazil, today near Falmouth, Massachusetts,” said ICE spokesman John Mohan.
So now Rosiane will have to pack up her bags as she heads back home to Brazil. All because she just couldn't help herself. She just had to make sure Bryton Turner knew she didn't approve of his choice of head-wear. Hopefully, she'll have room in her carry-on for her sense of entitlement. She couldn't just lay low, roll her eyes, and continue living la vida loca in America. Yes, I know the official language in Brazil is Portuguese. But I can't help my Ricky Martin throwbacks. Anyway, Santos just had to make a stink. She probably thought her disapproval of Trump was enough of a buffer, considering it's only the MAGA hat-wearers who can be targeted for hate crimes with nary a headshake from leftists. Related: Joy Behar Admits Media Ran with Covington Story Because They Hate Trump.
She, as it turns out, was wrong.
Let's all gather ourselves up, wipe away our tears, and try to carry on with our everyday lives. If you can, say a prayer for Rosiane, that she becomes a better, more tolerant person. Though if I had to guess, there probably aren't too many MAGA hats being worn in Brazil. She'll be free of the MAGA triggering, at least. See also INSTANT KARMA: Illegals Skip Work for #ADayWithoutImmigrants. They Get Fired!
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