This story is only funny because no one was hurt. I'm also well aware that had this been a Trump supporter targeting someone selling Joe Biden swag, this story would be all over CNN and not just in the local Patch. That would also require someone actually selling Biden merch. We take you now to Cape Cod. Where a Trump supporter setting up a Trump stand so triggered a local, he tried to run it over with his car. Also, he whipped out his junk for some reason.

A vendor selling Trump memorabilia told police the car came by his stand several times, jumping the sidewalk curb to get even closer to him and the stand. The man stuck his middle finger at the vendor and screamed from the driver's side window, the vendor told police. After briefly leaving, the man drove back to the vendor, popping his tire on the curb and nearly hitting the vendor and his stand.

Here's the money part.

The situation escalated and the man who had been driving dropped his pants and underwear. The vendor told police that the man charged at him and spit in his face. A witness to the incident told police they heard the man yell that he had COVID-19 when he spit at the vendor and that the man also yelled "suck on this" when he dropped his pants and underwear.

We go now to Louder with Crowder Senior Crazypants Correspondent for more on this breaking story...

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I haven't seen anyone this triggered by MAGA swag since the media saw Nicholas Sandmann smiling at an Indian (see NICK SANDMANN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THIS TWEET MIGHT GET CNN'S BRIAN STELTER FIRED and NICK SANDMANN ISN'T DONE SUING THE PANTS OFF MEDIA. INTENDS TO SUE ABC, CBS, NYTIMES AND ROLLING STONE!).

What I want to know is what kind of a day this guy — we'll call him Pantless Pete — was having before he found himself attempting vehicular homicide and whipping his sh*t out for unknown reasons. Like, is there a history a mental issues? Or was Pantsless Pete having a normal day? My dude wakes up. Checks in on the latest 'Rona news. Has a healthy breakfast. Decides it's such a nice day, he's going to go for a drive. Nowhere special. Just to enjoy some of the sunshine while he listens to NPR. It's the picture perfect day. Until Pantless Pete sees the MAGA stand. Something in him snaps and my dude just wilds out and goes all "d*cks out for Biden" up in this piece.

I'm going with that story.

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