• Home
  • Featured
  • Show
  • Posts
  • Columns
  • Articles
  • Videos
  • Politics
  • Culture
  • Breaking News
  • International
  • 2020 Election
  • Free Speech
  • Second Amendment
  • Feminism
  • Hollywood
  • Abortion
  • Climate Change
  • Economy
  • Healthcare
  • College
  • Comedy
  • Donald Trump
  • Science
  • LGBT
  • Big Tech
  • Liberal Media
  • Islam
  • Immigration
  • Body Positivity
  • BlazeTV
  • Change My Mind
  • Crowder Confronts
  • Crowder Closes
  • Tough Love
  • Devil's Advocate
  • SJW
  • Fat Pride
  • Socialism
  • Education
  • Sponsored
  • Tyranny
  • COVID-19
  • Police
  • Riots
  • COVID
  • joe biden
  • Log in
HOME
POSTS
ColumnsArticlesShowAll
VIDEOS
ShowAll
PODCAST
SHOP
MUG CLUB
MORE
ScheduleFAQAskJobsContact
Donald Trump
Donald Trump Posts Articles Politics 2020 Election

A Cape Cod Man Tried to Run Over Someone Selling MAGA Swag. Then, He Dropped His Pants.

Brodigan
July 30, 2020

This story is only funny because no one was hurt. I'm also well aware that had this been a Trump supporter targeting someone selling Joe Biden swag, this story would be all over CNN and not just in the local Patch. That would also require someone actually selling Biden merch. We take you now to Cape Cod. Where a Trump supporter setting up a Trump stand so triggered a local, he tried to run it over with his car. Also, he whipped out his junk for some reason.

A vendor selling Trump memorabilia told police the car came by his stand several times, jumping the sidewalk curb to get even closer to him and the stand. The man stuck his middle finger at the vendor and screamed from the driver's side window, the vendor told police. After briefly leaving, the man drove back to the vendor, popping his tire on the curb and nearly hitting the vendor and his stand.

Here's the money part.

The situation escalated and the man who had been driving dropped his pants and underwear. The vendor told police that the man charged at him and spit in his face. A witness to the incident told police they heard the man yell that he had COVID-19 when he spit at the vendor and that the man also yelled "suck on this" when he dropped his pants and underwear.

We go now to Louder with Crowder Senior Crazypants Correspondent for more on this breaking story...


Your browser does not support the video tag. s3.amazonaws.com

I haven't seen anyone this triggered by MAGA swag since the media saw Nicholas Sandmann smiling at an Indian (see NICK SANDMANN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THIS TWEET MIGHT GET CNN'S BRIAN STELTER FIRED and NICK SANDMANN ISN'T DONE SUING THE PANTS OFF MEDIA. INTENDS TO SUE ABC, CBS, NYTIMES AND ROLLING STONE!).

What I want to know is what kind of a day this guy — we'll call him Pantless Pete — was having before he found himself attempting vehicular homicide and whipping his sh*t out for unknown reasons. Like, is there a history a mental issues? Or was Pantsless Pete having a normal day? My dude wakes up. Checks in on the latest 'Rona news. Has a healthy breakfast. Decides it's such a nice day, he's going to go for a drive. Nowhere special. Just to enjoy some of the sunshine while he listens to NPR. It's the picture perfect day. Until Pantless Pete sees the MAGA stand. Something in him snaps and my dude just wilds out and goes all "d*cks out for Biden" up in this piece.

I'm going with that story.

Insane Leftist Protester Goes NUTS at Steven Crowder! | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

Not subscribed to the podcast? Fix that! It's completely free.

From Your Site Articles
  • NICE! MAGA Teen Nick Sandmann is Suing Washington Post for ... ›
  • Facebook Exposed: Wear a MAGA Hat, Get Deleted for Terrorism ... ›
  • Ben Shapiro Wrecks "Elitists," Explains Why MAGA Hates Them ... ›
  • MAGA Babe Has a NSFW Warning for Liberals - Louder With Crowder ›
  • WATCH: Fordham Student Goes Off, Claims MAGA Hat Violates ... ›
  • Woman Who Assaulted Man with MAGA Hat is About to Get Deported ›
  • Crazy MAGA-Hat Stealing Protester Shut Down by Cops! | Change ... ›
  • Police Arrest Woman Who Slashed Car's Tire. Because There Was a ... ›
  • Women's Marcher Melts Down Over MAGA Hats, Claims Emotions ... ›
  • Women's Marcher Melts Down Over MAGA Hats, Claims Emotions ... ›
  • Deranged Leftist Attacks Retired NYPD Over...Wrong MAGA Hat ... ›

LATEST VIDEO

Joe Biden Calls Joe Biden a Dictator Back in October. Well, Kinda ...

MORE POSTS

Frustrated Father Lights Up School Board Over Lockdowns: 'You Should All Be Fired ...'

CNBC Demonstrates Why You Should Wear THREE Masks. Yes, Really. It's Not Just a Meme.

Chicago Teachers Union Won't Teach, Explains Why Through This Interpretive Dance

Jason Whitlock Exposes Why Liberals Exploit Sports to Push Their Agenda

ALL POSTS
NEWSLETTER

Sign up for Louder with Crowder’s FREE newsletter to get the best stories and show updates in your inbox.

© 2020 Blaze Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use