Leave it to a couple of OnlyFans pornographers to find a new low. Char and Callum Grey were having slight difficulty in the bedroom. That difficult being Char wasn't always in the mood. So, to solve the problem, she bought her husband Callum a sex doll to, you know, handle business when she's not in the mood herself. At least she didn't do so in front of an entire classroom of students... Or I don't think she did...

To make it weird, too, she found one that looked like her. And to make it even weirder! Now, they have threesomes with it!

The doll, which is, I guess, named Dee, cost the coupled $1,800, and it's become more than just a literal sex object.

"Shee is not just a doll," Char explained. "We're really attached to her. She's helped strengthen our relationship--and set our sex lives on fire."

They both get down and dirty with the giant hunk of rubber (I don't know), but more than that, they bring her in to make cameos on their OnlyFans channel, which nets them nearly $80,000 a month. So, we can all live with the comfort of knowing that not only are these two weirdos fond of the life-sized Barbie doll, but there are people willing to toss down cash just to watch the antics...

Oh, but there's more.

The New York Post writes, "Outside the bedroom, Dee has also become an important part of the couple's relationship. Char and Callum dress the doll up in white lingerie and take her out on car rides. She also sits beside them when they watch their favorite TV show."

God, help us...

I suppose this isn't as bad as the people looking forward to participating in completely virtual sex. But by "not as bad," I mean, only slightly better. Like an infinitesimal amount better.

This is the world we live in, though. Are y'all having fun yet?

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