Are we living in the Upside Down? MSNBC, the same network that voluntarily employs Rachel Maddow, without irony, just admitted only the military having guns is a problem. Sure, sure, they were covering Venezuela, but still. We'll take it. Watch this for yourself, then run to the bathroom to poop rainbows.

"Maduro still controls the military, you have to understand in Venezuela, gun ownership is not open to everybody. So if the military has the guns, they have the power, and as long as Maduro controls the military, he controls the country."

Well slap me sideways and call me Hank. This sounds like an MSBNC endorsement of the Second Amendment. Because in America, citizens can have guns. Citizens can have guns so the military isn't the only entity with all the guns. Because if the military has all the guns, and a crackpot dictator controls the military, he controls the country. As is happening in Venezuela.

Gosh, where have we seen this before? Hmmm. If I remember my history correctly, I think there was a little angry man some years back in... I want to say Germany? Tell me if this rings any bells. He shouted a lot, raised just one hand into the air, made terrible facial hair choices, and wasn't so foud of the Jews. But he was fond of the gun control. Hang on a second, I think it's all coming back to me now. Hitler Loved Gun Control. Yeah, yeah, that's the bloke.

Am I saying frizzy-haired socialist loons like Bernie Sanders and bug-eyed babes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez want to mow down the citizenry if they disobey? Not necessarily, no. But I'd rather the American people keep and maintain a little firepower for themselves to prevent any kind of leader, dimwitted or not, from amassing so much power as is happening right now in Venezuela. AOC, at least, doesn't want so many people to have children, and Bernie Sanders got all wet thinking about Castro taking over Cuba. So pardon me if I'd like to keep my guns.

So thanks, MSNBC. Thanks for making the Second Amendment great again!

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