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When I was a wee Brodigan, my pappy sat me down and said, "Son, let me tell you about women. If they say that if you aren't there for their worst, you don't deserve them at their best... run like hell because they never have a best."

The groom in this video could have used this advice. Instead, he gets embarrassed as his wedding officiant gets the RBF when he, foolishly, thinks the bride is taking her husband's last name in a video that is blowing up the internets.

Or, WAS blowing up the internets. Methinks someone has his newlywed looking over his shoulder as she chases SSRIs with prosecco and he ferociously makes copyright claims.

Here's a link to the video as of 7:30 or so in the AM, on Tuesday, the 21st of August, in the two-thousandth and twenty-sixth of our Lord. Really, there are two screen captures that give it away. This is the bride before being announced "Mr and Mrs."

And this is the look on the officiant's face after he was sternly corrected.

Here's what I'm wondering. The caption on the video says, "When they forget to tell the officiant she isn't changing her name...," and it was uploaded by someone who was in attendance. You would assume that means friends and family.

The question is, who uploaded this video?

1. One of the bride's co-workers who was yasssss kweening what a boss babe she was being by living, loving, and laughing her best life.

2. One of the bride's co-workers who was still upset she wasn't asked to be in the wedding party and was being a biyatch.

3. One of the groom's boys who did his best to warn him, and this video was his way of saying, "I f*cking told you so."

4. One of the waiters who just got back from smoking a joint in the parking lot and knew this would totally blow up on TikTok.

5. The groom's father, whose last name she isn't taking.

6. The bride's father, whose last name her mother did take.

Inquiring minds and whatnot.

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