If you're feeling evil and you live in Washington D.C., then you're in luck. There's an abortion clinic waiting to "remove the pregnancy tissue" from your uterus whenever you gosh darn feel like it. The Capital Women's Services clinic polished it up a bit, but I'm going to go ahead and say it: if you're looking to snuff your child because you're a selfish monster, here's all the information you need:

Capital Women's Services offers late-term abortion care up to 36 weeks under certain circumstances, such as for fetal or maternal indications. All requests for late-term abortion care are handled on a case-by-case basis after consultation with our clinicians. For more information, please feel free to call our specialized patient advocates at 202-400-0235

"Fetal or maternal indications" is, I'm assuming as a non-MD, birth defects or "health issues" as defined by whomever. Again, I'm not a doctor. I'd argue neither are people who kill babies. I'm comfortable with my bias.

We understand that this can be a difficult time. While some birth defects can sometimes be repaired surgically, in other cases the outlook is bleak. Discovering a fetal indication is often very upsetting news because it can sometimes mean that a wanted pregnancy can no longer continue. These are tragic situations, and we will always respect the right of a woman to make her own medical decisions regarding her own life, her own body, and her own family.

It's a difficult time why, exactly? Oh because you're killing your baby. Yeah I can see how snuffing your child after getting to know it for months would be a thorn in your side. Related: Dear Evil Women Who Abort Their Babies.

By the way, late-term abortions are why those of us on the right call pro-abortionists evil. Babies with deformities, babies with Down syndrome, or babies who are otherwise not perfect enough for these women snuffing them, are wanted by someone. Someone will want that child who is perfectly capable of living outside the womb on his or her own, even if she or he may struggle. Related: OPINION: You Cannot Change The Minds of Evil People. Evil People Must Be Defeated.

And no, it's not moral or right or even "understandable" to kill a baby inside the womb even if, according to whoever is telling you, "It'll die anyway." So spare me that bullshit.

But let's skip over to the FAQ page for how this abortion will work:

How does the surgical abortion work?

The surgical abortion is a minor medical procedure and only takes between 5-10 minutes to complete. The doctor will perform a pelvic and insert a speculum into the vagina so she can see the cervix clearly. She will insert a blunt-tipped tube into the vagina and begin moving it around the uterus to remove the pregnancy tissue. This tube is connected to an aspiration machine that provides suction so the contents of the uterus can be easily removed.

Ah, I love the language. "Remove the pregnancy tissue" and "contents of the uterus." Because "your child" and "the baby" or even "fetus" are too triggering to put into words. Because even an abortion clinic understands what it's doing is Satan's work.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to shower off the evil I just read.

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