I don't know what's going on at Walmart lately. I'm just grateful for the content and for the Walmart customers who think of us who hustle content for a living. What we have for you is a story in two parts of a bizarre love triangle. Though it could also be a bizarre love square or pentagon. This "Wayne" fella sounds like he gets around. You know, the underground just don't stop and all that.

Anyone who has worked in retail before knows that workplace romances aren't uncommon. All of those late nights stocking barren shelves and cleaning up after unruly customers, one thing leads to another and you find yourself discovering how many places there are in the stock room to do it. Wayne knows. The (at least) two different women he's been giving the employee discount to know. And, thanks to one of the ladies not handling the sudden news well, everyone in the store knows too.

Unfortunately, we missed the initial confrontation when Girl #1 confronted Girl #2 that Wayne was her man. Our story picks up after the fight was being broken up and girl #2 was being dragged away from continuing any physicality.

Using my deductive reasoning skills, I have determined that Girl #1 was the jilted lover in this scenario. Her removing her Walmart apron and leaving the store leads me to believe she quit her job and was on her way out. But not before pulling an all-time move. Getting on the intercom and letting the store know Wayne's business.

As of this writing, it is unclear if Girl #2 stayed with Wayne. OR, if there is a Girl #3, #4 or #5. Wayne sounds like he needs to be reminded of the old adage "you shouldn't sh*t where you eat." It's an odd phrase for saying you shouldn't f*ck people you work with. But it remains solid advice.

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