Tom Arnold Vows to Take Trump Down With Undiscovered 'Pee-Pee Tape'
Anyone who's been around for a few decades will tell you Tom Arnold is cocoa for cuckoo puffs. Now more than ever. Tommy-boy is now promising to take Trump down with the "pee-pee tape." There's just one problem. He doesn't have the pee-pee tape and nobody is sure it even exists.
Tom Arnold on Thursday morning unleashed a sublime polemic against Donald Trump, kicking off a promotional appearance for his new series, Viceland's The Hunt for the Trump Tapes, by saying that he won't stop digging until the president quits — and that he "doesn't give a shit" about the 40 percent of Americans still standing by him.
"You will know there is a pee-pee tape," said Arnold. "There will be no doubt in your mind."
But that 40 percent can rest assured, for now, that nothing earth-shattering seems to have been uncovered by Arnold's yet-to-be-released series, as executive producer Nomi Ernst Leidner was quick to clarify.
"If we had a tape that would completely change this regime," she said, "of course we'd make sure American public got it right away."
So, allow me to sum things up. "Yes, that Donnie Trump is guilty. There's not a shadow of a doubt. Sure we have yet to find our evidence, or prove it even exists, but we're really hoping it's out there somewhere. How's about we just skip the formalities and go straight to the impeachment?"
It seems like every week there's another "bombshell" that's gonna absolutely positively take the Orange One down. Then, when it's time for them to present the hard evidence, they give us an IOU.
As it stands, the left has no real proof of the Donald being a Russian plant. Which is why they constantly cry wolf with hypotheticals and nothingburgers about Trump ordering a Coke.
If the left wants to convince us of Trump's guilt, we're gonna need more than "we'll get back to you" when we ask for proof.