According to the “journalists” over at HuffPo, there’s a damning tape of Trump in an elevator. Doing unsavory things which will undoubtedly bring his presidency crashing down. Like what was left of HuffPo’s reputation after this tweet. Not to be confused with Richard Painter’s dumpster fire.
There’s just one teeny, tiny problem. Nobody knows what’s supposedly on this tape, where the unknown thing happened, or if it even exists.
Check this sh*t out:
A tape might exist of Trump doing something in an elevator, though exactly where that somewhere is and what that something might be, no one in media can say. That’s because no one in media seems to have seen the tape — or is even confident it exists. https://t.co/yq8cyjfCfm
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) July 15, 2018
This is what passes for journalism. Some guy hears rumors of Trump being an arachnid warlord from the Andromeda galaxy. Who came to the Earth in a human disguise to dominate the world and establish a colony for his spider brethren. Calling his village “Itsy Bitsy.” Sure, there’s no evidence whatsoever to back up this claim. No matter, HuffPo will gladly report on it as if it’s news. I mean, somebody has to put a stop to this humanoid spider’s reign of terror.
The leftist media outlets report on nothingburgers like this, then wonder why we call them fake news. Alas, they forgot that minor journalistic recommendation about stories being backed up by facts. Or basic knowledge of whatever the story actually is. Not “something happened, somewhere, with somebody else… maybe!”
Right now, proof of this tape’s existence is akin to Bigfoot. Riding a unicorn. Around the fountain of youth. While Nessie sunbathes. Though, that “little detail” doesn’t seem to be deterring the media from kicking up a fuss over it. We still don’t know what “it” is. Something about somebody doing a thing with someone somewhere. Probably an elevator. Pretty sure it’s an elevator!
This tweet sums up the left’s anti-Trump witch hunt. “We have overwhelming evidence against Trump. Sure, we don’t know what specifically the evidence is, but we have it, and it’s really good stuff. Take us at our word. He did things. In an elevator. IMPEACH!”
Unfortunately for them, we’ve long given up on taking the leftist media seriously: