Greta Thunberg is back and the only thing worth talking about is her new hairstyle. The United Kingdom is having an immigration problem. No, not just Muslims. Hollywood types. Honestly, we’re not sure which is worse. This weekend, a number of CDC employees resigned in protest. We see this as an absolute win. Not so great; their next stop is probably the board of directors for a big pharma company.

BUSINESS IS GOOD IN SOMALIA:

• Financial Disclosure Report
• "I don’t have stock or own a home and still paying off my student debt"
• Ilhan Omar says she's barely worth 'thousands let alone millions' — and doesn't own a house or stocks
• Ilhan Omar Said It's 'Categorically False' To Call Her a Millionaire. Her Net Worth Just Reached Up to $30 Million, an Increase of at Least 3,500 Percent in One Year.

GRETA’S NEW DO

• “Hurry up out there, Brother Hezekiah, I have to poop too!”
• "Wheels on the shopping cart be like..."
• “I just feel bad making fun of literal retards with special needs.”

JENNY LEAVES AMERICA FOR ENGLAND

• Robin Wright: parenting with Sean Penn, moving to England and my new man
• Courtney Love is Making Her U.K. Move Permanent, Calls Trump 2.0 “Emperor-core”
• Police make 30 arrests a day for offensive online messages
• UK arrests for online speech and implications for EU digital regulation
• Number of police recorded sexual offences in England and Wales from 2002/03 to 2024/25
• U.K. GDP
• U.S. GDP
• Poorest US state rivals Germany: GDP per capita in US and Europe

THE CRINGE CDC WALKOUT

• To regain trust, the CDC must show its work
• Florida Man Killed in Crash Listed as COVID-19 Death, Raising Doubts Over Health Data
• I-Team: Deaths incorrectly attributed to COVID-19 in Palm Beach County
• Effectiveness of Maternal Vaccination with mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine During Pregnancy Against COVID-19–Associated Hospitalization in Infants Aged 6 Months — 17 States, July 2021–January 2022
• Kennedy says healthy children don't need shots
• SARS-CoV-2 infection in children and implications for vaccination
• Children’s immune response more effective against COVID-19
• BMC Medical Informatics and Decision Making
• What is the likelihood of developing myocarditis post-vaccination, and who is most at risk?
• We’re still learning just how badly America handled the pandemic—’excess deaths’ jumped nearly 85% in 3 years, study finds
• Health Alert on mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine Safety
• Interpersonal Distancing with 6 Feet of Separation
• CDC’s Six-Foot Social Distancing Rule Was ‘Arbitrary’, Says Former FDA Commissioner
• The Untold Story of the Birth of Social Distancing
• Emails reveal CDC’s role in silencing COVID-19 dissent on social media
• White House Monkeypox Response Deputy Demetre Daskalakis Dubbed ‘Gay Satanist’ By Conservatives
• Meet Demetre Daskalakis
• The Pentagram is proudly displayed in his *promotional* photos for a CDC appointment
• JAMA Paper Breaks Down Medical Research Funding in the US
• Estimating per-act HIV transmission risk
• A BEEF ABOUT OPRAH
• Presidential Memorandum -- Engaging in Public Health Research on the Causes and Prevention of Gun Violence
• Did CDC Change 'Pregnant Women' to 'Pregnant People' in Flu Guidance?
• EXCLUSIVE: Fury as the CDC quietly replaces 'pregnant women' with 'pregnant people' in flu vaccine advice to be inclusive to trans groups
• Investigation Reveals Biden’s CDC Bypassed Scientific Norms to Allow Teachers Union to Re-Write Official Guidance