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There are few simple rules for not getting violently dragged from a vehicle and, perhaps unsurprisingly, it’s too hard for some people. What do you mean “some people?” We’ll tell you. Venezuela, check. Iran, check. What’s next on the list? Cuba. Put your fatigues on, Marco. There’s another job for you. Megyn Kelly dropped an M-bomb. That’s right. She accused Mark Levin of having a micropenis. Now, hold on a minute.

TODAY IN FATIGUE

• " A routine traffic stop should never end..."

TRUMP WANTS CUBA TOO

• BREAKING NEWS: Rubio Says Cuban Leaders Should Be 'Concerned' After U.S. Takes Down Maduro
• Cubans take to the streets and attack Communist Party office in rare riot over blackouts
• Why did Cuba's power grid fail? Lack of oil is the main problem.
• 'My friends are still in jail': Cubans take to the streets, but fear crossing line
• Cuban President Miguel Díaz-Canel confirms talks with the U.S.
• Cuba's national electric grid collapses, leaving millions without power
• Cuban protesters ransack Communist office as energy crisis deepens
• Socialism, Not the Embargo, Explains Nearly All of Cuba’s Poverty
• Raúl presides reburial ceremony for 104 combatants of the Frank País Second Eastern Front

MICROPENIS MICROAGRESSIONS

• "Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd"
• "And then he goes running to daddy about his Micropenis"