Watch: Guy Dresses Up in Christmas Hat and Ugly Sweater to Steal Booze from Target, Casually Walk Out
Nancy Pelosi told reporters today she had no idea where all this crime is coming from. Well, Nancy, it's coming from the policies your liberal colleagues support to no longer prosecute crime. It's gotten to the point that criminals not only know they can steal and get away with it, but they're also going out of their way to advertise that they're stealing just to be dicks. Take this degenerate for example. He wore a Christmas hat and ugly sweater to steal booze from Target.
Casual shoplifting at a target in L.A. pic.twitter.com/L1r3WejspQ
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) December 14, 2021
This incident took place in Los Angeles. Because, in all honestly, where else would it have taken place?
At least the guy was in the Christmas spirit. I just think he missed an opportunity to go completely balls to the wall. If it were me, and I were such a degenerate who made so many bad choices with my life that I found myself stealing hooch from Target, I'd be singing Christmas tunes. I'd be walking up and down the aisle belting out The Pogues "Fairytale of New York" as I loaded up my bag with less than $950 worth of spirits. Ringing the bell I stole from the Salvation Army guy outside. I'd also be smoking a cigar instead of a cigarette. If you're going to steal, steal with style. Let them know you were there.
This is what the people who live in Los Angeles voted for. If you don't want this where you live, vote for different people.
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