Comedian Ryan Long Thinks Woke Leftists Should Form Their Own Church
For a group of people who mock believers, leftists are among the most devoutly religious people. "Devout" may be the wrong word. People "devoutly" believe that Jesus Christ is their lord and savior. And that the Ten Commandments are a pretty decent guide for living your life. Leftists are more zealots for their own wokeness. Their commandments are based on whatever they decided to be outraged about this week. Or what marginalized group is being marginalized more better than the other marginalized groups.
As Ryan Long points out, they really should just form their own religion and get it over with. I know our betters at Facebook probably have their fact-checking little fingers all cramped up right now. Please note the "comedy" tag at the top of this post.
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A goal of mine would be to get a little closer to Islam's influence. I mean, when they tell you not to make a cartoon, people listen.
Oh, that Islam!
I'm just afraid that by putting this out in the universe, Long is going to encourage the church to actually form. That would be frightening. It would make Scientology look like a Mommy and Me. Penance would be saying three AOCs and watching four Amy Schumer Netflix specials. And I'd be afraid to see what communion would be. Catholics drink wine to symbolize the blood of Christ. There are too many free-bleeders on the left.
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