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ComedyAugust 31, 2020
Ryan Long Wonders What Liberal Blogs Will Be Like IF Trump Loses
There was a belief that conservatives actually wanted Hillary Clinton to win, just because she would be what's best for business. That business being cable news ratings and the baiting of clicks. Not that there wasn't some merit to the argument. It is the prerogative of every patriotic American to weigh what's best for the country vs. what's best to fill their bank accounts with outrage click dolla' dolla' bills. Conservatives were able to adjust, because even with Trump in power, there was still a wealth of leftist meltdown material to write about (see CHECK OUT THIS LIBERAL MELTDOWN OVER ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT and SINGLE MOTHER IN PORTLAND WANTS YOU TO KNOW HOW SLEEP-DEPRIVED SHE IS FROM ALL THAT PROTESTING).
Progressives, on the other hand, are so obsessed with Trump, I'm not sure they'll be able to survive. As Ryan Long imagines in this sketch.
Every Blog If Trump Loses the Electionyoutu.be
That's the thing with those of us on the right. IF Trump loses, the meltdowns over it are going to be minimal. They sure as hell aren't going to last for four years straight. We'll just move on to the next candidate and continue mockery over the fact that there is now a corpse as president.
I'm not sure the left will be able to deal if they don't have Donald Trump to lose their sh!t over constantly. Which means there is only one thing for them to do if they want to continue to provide for themselves or their famil ... OK, if they want to provide for themselves. Vote Trump.
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